Tag: random musings
member name: Fran S.
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January 20, 2007 04:20 PM EST --
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
Here are some one line quotes from some people you might recognize, and they all one have Great Thing in common - they loved . . .
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November 04, 2006 12:20 PM EST --
YOU KNOW YOU ARE
LIVING IN 2006 when...
1. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
2. You haven't . . .
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December 16, 2006 11:56 AM EST --
I seldom watch these new game shows, most of them seem pointless and a waste of time to me. Last night I caught a few minutes of one called 1 vs. 100... they have a gallery made up of sections of . . .
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December 31, 2006 04:56 PM EST --
Another New Years eve. .... not quite by myself, I have my little companion chihuahua in my upstairs rooms with me. My son and his girlfriend (I live with my son, he does not live with me) will be . . .
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January 06, 2007 10:57 AM EST --
I was just listening to a news show and the man being featured is from Zig Zag Oregon.... just struck me as a really funny name for a town.... anyone heard of any that are even more funny?
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January 27, 2007 03:42 PM EST --
A sealed envelope - Put in the freezer for a few hours, and then slide a knife under the flap. The envelope can then be resealed. . . .
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October 31, 2006 08:29 PM EST --
I don't want to forget this event that happened to me today.
My sister Barbara died. It breaks my heart. She has been my sister for almost 60 years, but she has been my best friend in the world for . . .
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February 22, 2007 06:44 PM EST --
A woman comes home and tells her husband,
"Remember those headaches I've been having all these years?
Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks,
"What . . .
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September 23, 2006 07:24 PM EDT --
I read this today from the Associated Press.....
do you believe that Osama bin Laden really died?
Officials skeptical on bin Laden report
By ELAINE GANLEY, Associated Press Writer 13 minutes ago
PARIS . . .
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October 04, 2006 06:39 AM EDT --
I'm taking today off from my job to spend the day with my youngest daughter, she is turning 25 today, and asked me to "hang out" with her. Our little annual mother/daughter birthday . . .
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October 12, 2006 06:46 PM EDT --
Happiness keeps You Sweet,
Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human,
Failures keeps You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing,
But Only God keeps You Going!
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October 13, 2006 01:40 PM EDT --
OSAMA OH NO!
Precious
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found
a bottle on a beach and picked it up. . . .
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October 21, 2006 06:45 PM EDT --
I'll start with Jumbo Shrimp
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October 28, 2006 05:44 PM EDT --
Subject: New Tennessee Quarters
Hang on to any of the new State of Tennessee quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than 25 cents.
The U.S. Treasury announced today . . .
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November 29, 2006 10:46 AM EST --
One day a wealthy man left on an airplane for a pleasure trip, he had his son with him. The son had always gone to private school and lived in a very nice house, he never realized that his family . . .
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December 07, 2006 01:39 PM EST --
A Dog's Rules For Christmas
1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans.
2. They . . .
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January 27, 2007 09:21 AM EST --
My friend who is retired sent me this in an email this week, I choked on my coffee, it really is THAT funny :-)
Read it and laugh~~
FREE Entertainment for Retired People
Working people . . .
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September 08, 2006 08:39 PM EDT --
The Reverend John Fluff
The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor of a small town in Ireland. One day he was walking down the high street, when he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in . . .
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September 13, 2006 07:46 PM EDT --
What's a man's ultimate
embarrassment?
Walking into a wall with an
erection and breaking his
nose.
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September 29, 2006 01:54 PM EDT --
Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in The Villages, in Florida .
They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company. . . .
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